I’m so sick of seeing those “you’re not a bad person because you’re part of a privileged group” coddling posts, because no, you may not be a bad person just for being part of a privileged group but you ARE kind of a shitty person if you feel the need to prioritize you and your precious feelings over taking responsibility and doing your part in tearing down the system that lets you be privileged.
Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
I tell you this story because the sound I made after seeing that chirashi bowl could have won first prize all over again.
I went to my first showing of the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW a few years ago, though I’d seen it on DVD a number of times before that. As a Rocky Horror Virgin, I got picked as one of, I think, eight other newcomers to be rightly humiliated. We were brought up on stage and one by one we were told to make orgasm noises in a contest determined by the audience’s applause.
I won first place.
Good god, woman, tag your porn.
carmen carrera keeping it 1000% real as always
Perfect. Human. Being.
NEVER BE FOOLED BY THE “FIRST DAY OF SPRING”! It’s just the last of that Piscean nightmare energy coming to fuck with y’all. HAPPY BLIZZARD EVERYBODY!